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Obviously, this is all in fun...originally posted on Facebook as:

My bum hurts from being tagged...so this is my last one - & don't POKE me either.

1. Where did you go on your first airplane ride?
The damn thing just kept going in circles, eventually we landed and my parents took me to the next ride – Thunder Mountain, stupid train did the same thing.

2. Do you still talk to your first love?
I’m happy to report that I recently learned through his friends sister’s mom who I connected with on FB that he has not died of any contagious diseases which was really all I cared about.

3. What was your first alcoholic drink?
I don’t think that’s near as important at the age in which one consumes their first alcoholic drink…A shot of Southern Comfort on New Years Eve…prior to being considered a ‘teen’

4. What was your first job?
There are a lot of things that end in ‘job’ so I assume we’re talking about the 8-5 kind?

5. What was your first car?
Barbie Bigwheels in pink with a scoop on the hood, thing hauled ass too, there was a weight limit though, so I could only give rides to the skinny bitches.

6. Who was the first person to text you today?
Maki –and it said this “I work at 5am, anyone who texts me after 9pm on a weeknight is no friend of mine” So I’m guessing I probably won’t be getting any more texts from her…

7. Who was the first person you thought of this morning?
I’m single…so I thought of the sexiest guy I know (celebrities don’t count), and then…I got in the shower.

8. Who was your first grade teacher?
I was far too busy drinking Southern Comfort and collecting gas money for rides in the Barbie Bigwheels to remember the name of my 1st grade teacher.

9. Who was your first prom date?
I wasn’t one of those girls that went with a big group in order to ensure mass selection at the end of the night, no, I committed to one – early on. His name was Larry, but he brought along his brother Daryl, and his other brother Daryl.

10. Who was your first best friend; and do you still talk with them?
“Best” is such a strong term.

11. Where was your first sleep-over?
Well, technically, the back of a 4wd pick up truck down at Canyon Creek…ain’t goin down till the sun comes up. YeeHaw.

12. Who was the first person you talked to today?
I had a very brief conversation with the first person I thought of after I got in the shower…but that was pretty one sided…sorta like talking to God…I just put it out there and wait to see what happens.

13. Whose wedding were you in the first time?
Technically – my Mom’s. Sure – go ahead – do the math.

14. What was the first thing you did this morning?
After my first thought, and talking to the first person…really? Let’s just keep this G rated. Sheesh.

15. What was the first concert you ever attended?
Beethoven, Mozart was opening for him at the time…it was borderline amazing.

16. What was your first tattoo?
Well, it was supposed to be a daisy, but my Mom is quite convinced that technically it’s a pansy. We’ll keep that little pearl between us.

17. What was your first piercing?
Why do you think I needed that shot of Southern Comfort when I was 12?

18. What was the first foreign country you visited?
I put one finger over the Mexico line once just to see how it felt…I liked it, until the Border Patrol came and yanked me off the chain link fence.

19. What was the first state you lived in?
State of mind? Or are we talkin one of the United States? Let's quote Billy Joel and go with New York, I'll take "Kill 2 birds with 1 stone for 500 Alex."

21. Who was your first roommate?
Well, if you don’t count the 1st one whom I married, and you don’t count the 2nd one that I slept with…I really don’t ‘do’ roommates…oh wait.

22. What is the first thing you would learn if you had the chance to learn it?
The art of dumpster diving, I’ve always wondered how that goes down…

23. Who do you think will be the first person to post this?
I was tagged which means, out of the 165 million people on FB I was the 2nd person to receive it…so I’m pretty sure we’re onto the 3rd at this point.

24. What is the first wish you would want granted?
For number 20 not to be missing, see this is what happens when you’re the sloppy second in a list of chain letters getting passed around to 165 million people, if this were the bubonic plague we’d all be dead.